Thursday, September 4, 2008

Applebottom Jeans, Boots with the Fur

Everyone loves that song "Low" by Flo Rida, right? Right. How could you not? Well, you know, the one thats all "shawty had them applebottom jeans, boots with the fur..." And then later talks about her baggy sweatpants and reeboks with the straps. Am I wrong, or is that song Like, for a thug he seems to be a little too concerned with what said shorty is wearing while she gets low, and not the applebottom itself. I like to fantasize about all queeny lyrics that went onto the cutting room floor before the applebottom line was decided on:

"Fabulous dress, hot pink Manoloooos! OMG You are such a Carrieeee"

"Tease out that hair, line those eyes! That shade of lipstick looks great!"

Oh man, the possibilities are endless. Basically Flo Rida has morphed into Fred Schneider in my head.

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